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OBAMA VS ROMNEY - Giant douche VS Turd Sandwich




OBAMA SUCKS - And we aren't just talking about the soda!


TAGS: suck
Rating: 4.27/5

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 5:14 pm
Barry doing his impression of a mosquito. He's good at it too.


OF COURSE NOT - Years later, it's still Bush's fault, isn't it? Loser.




TOP 10 DEMOCRATIC PARTY SLOGANS - These Are The Principles They Live By




I CAN'T HEAR YOU - Over How Awesome I Sound At The Moment.




DR. OBAMA - Like Dr. Kevorkian, But With None Of The Charm Or Compassion




RIGHT OVER THERE - Is An American That Still Has a Job.




WHY CAN'T HE JUST EAT WAFFLES? - Let Him Eat Waffles We'll Eat Cake




DEMOCRATS - They're Very Easy To Identify Even When They Don't Have Their Hands Out




SOMETHING - Obama has never been.




MICHELLE OBAMA SAYS - that breast feeding kids longer helps prevent obesity. I guess she has not seen the welfare queens shopping at WalMart (who have been sucking on the public tit called welfare for years)....




GREEK COLUMNS - Did you notice what his policies did for Greece?




HE LED A GREAT CAMPAIGN - Unfortunately that was no measure of any actual leadership skills.




WE THE PEOPLE - NOT: We The Unions


TAGS: we the people unions suck
Rating: 4.05/5

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jaxx - September 24, 2012, 2:20 pm
TRUE DAT.


SHOVEL READY - Jobs, Investments, Homes, Retirements, and Your Children's Future. BURIED BY OBAMA




JUST 60 MINUTES - Of Obama worshiping gibberish.




MISS ME YET? - Why would I miss a neo-con like George Bush?




FACE PALM - In over his paygrade Everybody sees it too




POETIC JUSTICE -




400,000 MORE UNEMPLOYED - Obama's response.




LIBERALS ARE LIKE VAMPIRES - They drain the lifeblood out of our country, job by job, day by day, entitlement by entitlement. Liberals suck too!!!




CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS - Thank you Obama




LIBERAL STUPIDITY - POVERTY LEVELS BACK TO 1960's AND THEY CALL THIS FORWARD?


TAGS: obama sucks
Rating: 4.75/5

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LIFE IS TOUGH - suck it up


TAGS: suck it up
Rating: 4.58/5

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HAS IT COME TO THIS? - My Presidency SUCKS So Badly, I'm Pimping Rubbers For Rich Law Students?




FAMOUS WORDS COME TO MIND - "If 50 million people believe a foolish thing, it's still a foolish thing." -- George Bernard Shaw or... "There's a sucker born every minute"- P. T. Barnum




HEY OBAMA - I'M ALLERGIC TO LATEX CONDOMS WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE ME FOR FREE?




JESUS FORGIVES - I don't.




ELECTION DAY 2012 - Takin' out the trash!




USE THE COMMENT SECTION - to fill in the blank.




OBAMA - Deemed too Toxic to go anywhere near democrats seeking election. Budget voted down 544 to ZERO




SANDRA FLUKE - THE DIXIE CHICKS ARE LOOKING FOR ANOTHER LOUDMOUTH FAT GIRL.




OBAMA AND GE - Creating Jobs in China




INTEGRITY - I Have About This Much Maybe Less




WHEN OBAMA SUCKS OUT LOUD - Immediately Trash Palin and Attempt to Divert Attention




UMMMMM - Yeah the poster pretty much says it all.




THE NEW CHEVY SOLYNDA - Will this be the same colossal failure as the Chevy Volt, which has sold less than 400 cars in a year?




OF - The United States The Earth In all of history.




THE ONLY RELIGION LIBERALS LOVE - Want to Join their War on Women?




UNITED STEEL WORKERS UNION - Nice building in Pittsburg, but no steel mills.




SOCIALISM IN NATURE - Doesn't Work Here Either.




OBAMANOMICS 101 - Works Just As Well As Expected


TAGS: obama fail libs fail stimulus fail libs suck
Rating: 4.15/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 27, 2012, 12:49 am
Yeah, we all just knew unemployment was going to 5.6% right now.


LYNCHING - Something The Democrats Are Noted For And So Much Easier Than Debating, Especially When They Can't Debate




UNPRECEDENTED - FAILURE




LIBERALS; - Stop blaming everyone for your issues and take responsibility for your life. I know, taking responsibility for anything is hard for you, but I believe...




UNIONS ARE BEING STARVED - Support Organized Labor




IN CASE OBAMA SUCKS - Drag out and BASH, TRASH, and BLAME Repeatedly.




COMPARE - and contrast.


TAGS: obamanomics sucks
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - October 14, 2012, 6:10 pm
Um, Russia was a communist country... I was suggeting O run against him. I was not suggeting Putin was a commie. Stop lecturing others or inferring what is not written!!!! Thanks for playing...
crankyhead - October 14, 2012, 4:11 pm
Uh... to be fair, Putin isn't a communist. He actually defeated the Communist party in an election this year, with almost 65% of the popular vote.
JGalt - October 14, 2012, 4:03 pm
then let him go run against Putin!
KALKAM - October 14, 2012, 11:02 am
Don't be so hard on Obama, he was raised by "typical" commies...


FLUSH WASHINGTON IN NOVEMBER - Get involved and plug-in to your govermnent




MSNCB'S CHRIS MATTHEWS - 2012 Terd-Of-The_year.




PLEASE - You skank.




A BIG FAT - "F". Worst President Ever!




THE NEW QUEEN - Of Corruption.




P. T. BARNUM'S LAW - "There's a sucker born every minute." Once again, Barnum's law explains the Obama regime




HIGH GAS PRICES - Brought to you by out-of-control state, local and federal fuel taxes.




COMMUNISM - It was Good for the Children in Ukraine




SHOVEL READY - Another meaningless phrase like HOPE and CHANGE.




STARVATION IN THE UKRAINE - No doubt they were promised Hope and Change too.




SUDDENLY - Democrats are concerned about a black candidate with no resume or experience




OBAMA SPEAKS TO A RACIST ORGANIZATION - It wasn't the TEA Party.




HEY, LIBERALS - I'm Talkin' To You STFU or GTFO




ELIAN GONZALES - Another Democrat Success Story Way To Go, Donkey People, Way To Go




EVERYTHING HE KNOWS - He reads on the Teleprompters




FIST PUMP - Obama is Half Cracker




MAKE NO MISTAKE - We are headed in the right direction.. We're not headed there fast enough for a lot Americans. We're not headed there fast enough for me either.




CONSERVATIVE MYTH - The Bush Administration received no warning of the dangers of Al Qaida from the Clinton Administration Pre 9/11.




WHEN THEY SAY "STRONG NATIONAL DEFENSE.." - This is what they mean...Imperialist fascism.




YOU'VE BEEN PLAYED - Face it guys, the gun makers played you like a two-dollar banjo.


TAGS: suckers
Rating: 2.2/5

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Renza - April 4, 2013, 7:29 am
Hopefully quite a good one, cause someone's clearly doing an awesome job getting them business.
Rudedog - April 3, 2013, 10:03 pm
With Obama as their main constituent. What kind of kick back he must be receiving.


A HISTORIC DAY - In carpentry.




1000MW OF ELECTRICITY PER HOUR FOR A WHOLE YEAR= - 5 acres from a nuclear power plant or 375 square MILES of windmills, or 31.25 square MILES of solar panels.




NOSFERBAMTU - Who needs Lon Chaney or Christopher Lee when Barack is draining the lifeblood from our economy




MAINSTREAM MEDIA - "The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers." Thomas Jefferson




UNLESS - you're a democrat, a liberal, a socialist or the main stream media, then it's OK.




HE WANTS TO PAY MORE TAXES - IRONICALLY, THE IRS FEELS THE SAME WAY ABOUT HIM. HE ONLY OWES $336,000,000.00 HIS SECRETARY HAD NO COMMENT.




RAISE YOUR HAND IS YOU THINK OBAMA IS A CRAPPY PRESIDENT - It's unanimous.




BIDEN - Has a wet dream.




WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS -




CONDOMS, BIRTH CONTROL PILLS, - AND MOUTHWASH. A BOX OF CHOCOLATES WOULD BE NICE TOO.




FUNDAMENTAL CHANGE - 8.2% Unemployment is the new normal




26 BILLION TEACHER STIMULUS BILL - Paid Off The Teacher's Retirement Fund. Supposed to save 160,000 Education Jobs, And Amanda VanNess (middle) Gets Laid Off.




THE STIMULUS IS WORKING - Shovel Ready Too




HISTORIC DAY IN WASHINGTON - It's been three years since Harry Reid passed a budget.




EARTH DAY - As Celebrated by Liberals




PT BARNUM - would be proud




JOURNALISM - Is dead.




HI, WE'RE THE PEOPLE - Government of the People, by the People, and FOR THE PEOPLE




LIBERAL HYPOCRISY - They Want Us All To Pay More And More Taxes So They Don't Have To




UN RESOLUTIONS - He Knows How Serious Those Are




STILL VOTING PRESENT - On Unemployment, BP Oil Spill, Christmas Bomber, The Economy Ft Hood, Memorial Day, and D-Day.




LOOK FOR THE UNION LABEL - Proud Owners of The Democrat Party




POTATOE - Remember when this was the threshold of stupid? Obama and Biden got this beat by a long shot.




DRACULOSI - Once Again, Nancy proves to be the blood-sucking politician that she is, by insisting on a 45% inheritance tax included in the legislation to forestall tax increases in 2011.




OBAMA DRIVING THE ECONOMY - We got the Keys Back




THIS ISN'T -




THE BUCK STOPS HERE - Specifically British Petroleum Campaign Bucks




MEET BARACK OBAMA - He's the Dumbest Man in the Room




THE DEMOCRATS - They've Turned It Into A Nightmare




CONGRATULATIONS NEVADA - You now lead the nation in unemployment. How about a little more Hope and Change?




OOPS!!! - We Fired the Wrong Person. We Should Have Fired the NAACP for Applauding.




WHEN YOU NEED A PROVEN LIAR - Call The Best




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